I’m distressed. I’ve got the blues.
The world is frightening and wrong.
I’ve just heard the appalling news.
A nose grows all life long.

It’s mother nature master plan
To make it grow in length like sin.
It’s said there is an Indian man
Whose nose grows longer than his chin!

I have a question for you guys.
It drives me out of my wits.
If something always grows in size,
Then why a nose? It should be tits!

It’s so unjust! It’s so unwise!
All scientists should die from shame!
If growth is caused by telling lies,
Then why do dicks remain the same?

The world is going mad. Good grief!
It is the liars’ bitter foe.
At least it’s an immense relief
That lies don’t make my butt cheeks grow.